Some Characteristics of a Redneck Objectivist

A Redneck Objectivist...

...can explain everything you need to know about capitalism in less than 10 sentences, using no words with more than 3 syllables.

...does not need to wave around a college degree to demonstrate his intelligence.

...can not only design a house, but knows how to build it...and does.

...might not talk so good, but thinks well.

...woman knows that a hand gun is an essential accessory for her wardrobe.

...can shoot holes in your arguments AND shoot a hole through your sheepskin from 100 yards.

What's The Difference Between White Trash And Rednecks?

Rednecks throw their beer bottles in the bed of the truck; white trash throw their beer bottles out the window.

Objectivist Rednecks know what good beer is.